You're playing outside one afternoon with your friends.
Maybe you're at the local park.
Or maybe you're running through a thick wooded area.
Either way, you're running free without a care in the world.
Then Suddenly!
As you're running, you feel your foot hit something hard,
very hard in fact, a rock, embedded in the ground perhaps, and you begin to soar through the air, as the sickening realisation of the fact that you're about to collide with the floor makes you close your eyes, and naturally extend all limbs outward in the direction that you're falling, in an attempt to protect your brain and vital organs from taking too much of the impact.
To Cut A Long Story Short,
You feel a sharp sting and as you start to examine yourself, you notice that blood has started pouring from one of the damaged body parts.
So What On Earth Happens Now?
Well, if the body doesn't plug the newly formed hole iteslf, and You were to do nothing about it either.......then.......well.........let's just say that it wouldn't be good news for you my friend!
An image of human blood pouring down the drain for children's science project. |
Fact Is!
Scabs Stop You Bleeding When Your Body Takes Damage!
That's One Reason Not To Pick 'em.
But.....
They also do a lot more than that as well, like protecting your open wound from exposure to harmful bacteria, which, if entered the gash in your arm or leg and found its way into the blood stream, could cause all sorts of grimm and dire consequences.
The illustration below should give you a rough idea of what you could expect to happen. (YUK!!)
A gangrenous foot from the Amazon kids book 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' written and illustrated by Dan. D. Butler. |
So The Next Time You Find That You've Got A Little Bloody Elbow,
or,
a seriously scabby shin, just leave it alone, let it do its job, and for heavens sake, DON'T PICK YOUR SCABS! Because as you've just seen, the consequences can be ugly.
And if you feel like your thirst for scab facts hasn't been quenched here today, then you'll want to see THIS!
THIS is the book for YOU!
And you better act now and grab your copy quick because they're likely to ban it FOREVER!
That's Right,
Somebody Actually Wants To Ban This Book!
And why? Because this is a book that cuts right to the heart of the subject, it doesn't mess around, and sometimes, some people just can't handle the cold hard facts of life! And if you're reading this then I know you're not one of 'em, so you need to Act Now on this Limited Time Offer or you'll miss it! Because once the (more traditional) critics get a hold of it, they're likely to send it for slaughter!
'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' The Bloodiest Book Of The Century!
HURRY or you'll miss it!
Take a look at the amazing 5 star reviews its been getting!
(this is before anyone tried to ban it)
Or just download your copy now!
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