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Wednesday, 25 March 2015

'SCABS' Facts- Your Definitive Guide To All Things SCABBY!



You're  playing  outside  one  afternoon  with  your  friends.
Maybe  you're  at  the  local  park.
Or  maybe  you're  running  through  a  thick  wooded  area.
Either  way,  you're  running  free  without  a  care  in  the  world.



 Then  Suddenly!  



As  you're  running,  you  feel  your  foot  hit  something  hard,
very  hard  in  fact,  a  rock,  embedded  in  the  ground  perhaps,  and  you  begin  to  soar  through  the  air,  as  the  sickening  realisation  of  the  fact  that  you're  about  to  collide  with  the  floor  makes  you  close  your  eyes,  and  naturally  extend  all  limbs  outward  in  the  direction  that  you're  falling,  in  an  attempt  to  protect  your  brain  and  vital  organs  from  taking  too  much  of  the  impact.



To  Cut  A  Long  Story  Short, 


 you've  just  tripped  over  and  fallen  down.  Your  hands,  elbows,  hips,  knees  and  shins  are  likely  to  be  the  first  parts  of  your  body  to  hit  the  ground.
You  feel  a  sharp  sting  and  as  you  start  to  examine  yourself,  you  notice  that  blood  has  started  pouring  from  one  of  the  damaged  body  parts.
An illustration of a slashed knee from the children's book 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' written and illustrated by Dan. D. Butler. A book for raz kids available in paperback and in the kindle store from Amazon.


So  What  On  Earth  Happens  Now?




Well,  if  the  body  doesn't  plug  the  newly  formed  hole  iteslf,  and  You  were  to  do  nothing  about  it  either.......then.......well.........let's  just  say  that  it  wouldn't  be  good  news  for  you  my  friend!
An image of human blood pouring down the drain for children's science project.



Fact  Is! 
 Scabs  Stop  You  Bleeding  When  Your  Body  Takes  Damage!
That's  One  Reason  Not  To  Pick  'em.




But.....
They  also  do  a  lot  more  than  that  as  well,  like  protecting  your  open  wound  from  exposure  to  harmful  bacteria,  which,  if  entered  the  gash  in  your  arm  or  leg  and  found  its  way  into  the  blood  stream,  could  cause  all  sorts  of  grimm  and  dire  consequences.
The  illustration  below  should  give  you  a  rough  idea  of  what  you  could  expect  to  happen. (YUK!!)

A gangrenous foot from the Amazon kids book 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' written and illustrated by Dan. D. Butler.



So  The  Next  Time  You  Find  That  You've  Got  A  Little  Bloody  Elbow,  



or,  
a  seriously  scabby  shin,  just  leave  it  alone,  let  it  do  its  job,  and  for  heavens  sake,  DON'T PICK  YOUR  SCABS!  Because  as  you've  just  seen,  the  consequences  can  be ugly.





And  if  you  feel  like  your  thirst  for  scab  facts  hasn't  been  quenched  here  today,  then  you'll  want  to  see  THIS!



THIS  is  the  book  for  YOU!
And  you  better  act  now  and  grab  your  copy  quick  because  they're  likely  to  ban  it  FOREVER!



That's  Right,  
Somebody  Actually  Wants  To  Ban  This  Book!  



And  why?  Because  this  is  a  book  that  cuts  right  to  the  heart  of  the  subject,  it  doesn't  mess  around,  and  sometimes,  some  people  just  can't  handle  the  cold  hard  facts  of  life!  And  if  you're  reading  this  then  I  know  you're  not  one  of  'em,  so  you  need  to  Act  Now  on  this  Limited  Time  Offer  or  you'll  miss  it!  Because  once  the  (more  traditional)  critics  get  a  hold  of  it,  they're  likely  to  send  it  for  slaughter!

'SCABS:  Picking  Apart  The  Facts'  The  Bloodiest  Book  Of  The  Century!

HURRY or  you'll  miss  it!

Take  a  look  at  the  amazing  5  star  reviews  its  been  getting!
(this  is  before  anyone  tried  to  ban  it)

Or  just  download  your  copy  now!

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