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Wednesday, 25 March 2015

'SCABS' Facts- Your Definitive Guide To All Things SCABBY!



You're  playing  outside  one  afternoon  with  your  friends.
Maybe  you're  at  the  local  park.
Or  maybe  you're  running  through  a  thick  wooded  area.
Either  way,  you're  running  free  without  a  care  in  the  world.



 Then  Suddenly!  



As  you're  running,  you  feel  your  foot  hit  something  hard,
very  hard  in  fact,  a  rock,  embedded  in  the  ground  perhaps,  and  you  begin  to  soar  through  the  air,  as  the  sickening  realisation  of  the  fact  that  you're  about  to  collide  with  the  floor  makes  you  close  your  eyes,  and  naturally  extend  all  limbs  outward  in  the  direction  that  you're  falling,  in  an  attempt  to  protect  your  brain  and  vital  organs  from  taking  too  much  of  the  impact.



To  Cut  A  Long  Story  Short, 


 you've  just  tripped  over  and  fallen  down.  Your  hands,  elbows,  hips,  knees  and  shins  are  likely  to  be  the  first  parts  of  your  body  to  hit  the  ground.
You  feel  a  sharp  sting  and  as  you  start  to  examine  yourself,  you  notice  that  blood  has  started  pouring  from  one  of  the  damaged  body  parts.
An illustration of a slashed knee from the children's book 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' written and illustrated by Dan. D. Butler. A book for raz kids available in paperback and in the kindle store from Amazon.


So  What  On  Earth  Happens  Now?




Well,  if  the  body  doesn't  plug  the  newly  formed  hole  iteslf,  and  You  were  to  do  nothing  about  it  either.......then.......well.........let's  just  say  that  it  wouldn't  be  good  news  for  you  my  friend!
An image of human blood pouring down the drain for children's science project.



Fact  Is! 
 Scabs  Stop  You  Bleeding  When  Your  Body  Takes  Damage!
That's  One  Reason  Not  To  Pick  'em.




But.....
They  also  do  a  lot  more  than  that  as  well,  like  protecting  your  open  wound  from  exposure  to  harmful  bacteria,  which,  if  entered  the  gash  in  your  arm  or  leg  and  found  its  way  into  the  blood  stream,  could  cause  all  sorts  of  grimm  and  dire  consequences.
The  illustration  below  should  give  you  a  rough  idea  of  what  you  could  expect  to  happen. (YUK!!)

A gangrenous foot from the Amazon kids book 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' written and illustrated by Dan. D. Butler.



So  The  Next  Time  You  Find  That  You've  Got  A  Little  Bloody  Elbow,  



or,  
a  seriously  scabby  shin,  just  leave  it  alone,  let  it  do  its  job,  and  for  heavens  sake,  DON'T PICK  YOUR  SCABS!  Because  as  you've  just  seen,  the  consequences  can  be ugly.





And  if  you  feel  like  your  thirst  for  scab  facts  hasn't  been  quenched  here  today,  then  you'll  want  to  see  THIS!



THIS  is  the  book  for  YOU!
And  you  better  act  now  and  grab  your  copy  quick  because  they're  likely  to  ban  it  FOREVER!



That's  Right,  
Somebody  Actually  Wants  To  Ban  This  Book!  



And  why?  Because  this  is  a  book  that  cuts  right  to  the  heart  of  the  subject,  it  doesn't  mess  around,  and  sometimes,  some  people  just  can't  handle  the  cold  hard  facts  of  life!  And  if  you're  reading  this  then  I  know  you're  not  one  of  'em,  so  you  need  to  Act  Now  on  this  Limited  Time  Offer  or  you'll  miss  it!  Because  once  the  (more  traditional)  critics  get  a  hold  of  it,  they're  likely  to  send  it  for  slaughter!

'SCABS:  Picking  Apart  The  Facts'  The  Bloodiest  Book  Of  The  Century!

HURRY or  you'll  miss  it!

Take  a  look  at  the  amazing  5  star  reviews  its  been  getting!
(this  is  before  anyone  tried  to  ban  it)

Or  just  download  your  copy  now!

Friday, 20 March 2015

Horrific Images being Sold to Children!

And  the  fact  is...........

Nobody  Cares!!

Because  let's  be  honest......

The  average  kid  of  2015  has  become  immune  to  the  cutesy-wootsy  characters  of  a  traditional  story  book,  and  rightly  so!

And  Why?



Because  of  the  exposure  to  horrific  scenes  and  graphic  images  in  things  like  video  games  and  horror  movies.
Original children's illustration from the kids book 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts'
written by Dan. D. Butler


But  That  Doesn't  Make  It  Wrong!


It  just  means  that  peoples  attitudes  and interests are  changing.

And  so  much  so  that  younger  and  younger  audiences  are  seeking  out  ever  more  extreme  ways  of  being  shocked  and  disgusted,  and  all  in  the  name  of  entertainment.

So  With  All  That  In  Mind......


Imagine  what  a  book  that  incorporates  all  the  enjoyment  needs  of  a  modern  child  might  look  like.

With  its  ability  to  immerse  the  usually  unenthusiastic  reader  in  a  story  so  disturbingly  deep  and  factually  frightening,  that  the  mental  images  it  creates  will  stay  with  them  forever.

And  illustrations  so  Bloody,  Disturbing  and  Totally  En-GROSS-ing  that  they  wouldn't  look  out  of  place  in  a  saw  movie  or  zombie  game.


And....


Imagine  the  reaction  that  you're  bound  to  get  when  you  present  them  with  something  that's  Just  as  bloody  as  their  favourite  video  game.
Just  as  horrific  as  their  favourite  horror  movie.
And  More  engrossing  than  the  two  put  together! 


Well  My  Friends!  
That  Vision  Is  Now  A  Reality!


And  the  time  for  You  to  discover  THAT  book  has  finally  come!

So  here!

Available  for You  to  download  Right  Now!



A  book  that  literally  builds  the  bridge  between  high tech,   modern  entertainment,  education,  and  poetic  literature.


A  book  that  breaks  so  many  boundaries  that  it  may  well  be  the  most  unique (and  frankly  gruesome)  release  of  2015.


A  book  that  engulfs  the  minds  of  even  the  most  distractable,  technology  loving  youngsters  and  turns  them  into  focused,  reading  machines.  
Where  they  would've  previouly  been  completely  disinterested.



And  may  I  dare  say,  that  this  is  a  book  that  even  bridges  the  gap  between  poetry  and  rap.


That's  Right!

Once  You've  Read  'SCABS'  You'll  Understand  Folks!


This  is  a  book  that  may  literally  be  the  missing  link  between  a  seemingly  dying  art  form,  and  one  of  the  worlds  most  popular  genres  of  music,  Hip  Hop.

You  really  must  see  it  to  believe  it.


And  Trust  Me!


Even  if  your  child  hates  reading,  they're  Guaranteed  to  Love  'SCABS.'

This  is  a  multi-dimesional,  attention  targeting  book,  that  after  extensive  study  into  the  psyche  of  the  modern  child,  has  been  creatively  designed  to  maximise  their  sensory  enjoyment,  whilst  still  being  educational.


It  All  Sounds  Too  Good  To  Be  True,
Right?

But  it's not.


It's  here!

For  You  to  Download  Right  Now!


And  it's  quite  possibly  the  only  one  of  its  kind  on  the  market.


Don't  Believe  Me?

Well  I  wouldn't  just  expect  you  to  take  my  word  for  it.
Why  not  take  a  look  at  what  everyone  else  thinks  of  'SCABS?'  LOOK  HERE!


Or  simply  head  to  the  Grimm  Gallery  of  'SCABS'  Artwork-  Go  To  Gallery.


Or  even  take  a  look  at  the  first  2  chapters  of  this  remarkable  story  for  FREE-







So  be  quick  and  grab  Your  copy  Now  before  somebody  finds  reason  to  ban  it!


Because  they  usually  do  when  something  as  cutting  edge,  controversial,  and  damn  right  crazy  as  'SCABS' hits  the  market.


So  get it  now  before  they  do!






'SCABS:  Picking  Apart  The  Facts'



Sunday, 15 March 2015

The Best Children's Book Of 2015 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' The Bloodiest Book Of The Century!

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SCABS: Disgusting, Fun and ‘Bloody Amazing’ Educational New Book Urges Children to NEVER Pick their Scabs!

In what could be the most unique (and frankly gruesome) release of 2015, Dan Butler takes children’s books to a whole new realm with ‘SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts - The Bloodiest Book of the Century - An Educational and Fun rhyming story for children’. With the author promising that he will shock kids, evoke horror and immerse them in images they will never be able to forget, his book also has a quirky educational element. Thought picking a scab was innocent good fun? Think again!


While most children’s books are filled with bright colours, furry characters and innocent frolicking, Dan Butler’s unconventional approach swaps out the norms for horrifying bloody illustrations and descriptions so gruesome they will stick with kids for a lifetime. The chosen subject of his debut children’s book is scabs, and he somehow manages to pull it all off perfectly.

There’s nothing conventional about ‘SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts - The Bloodiest Book of the Century - An Educational and Fun rhyming story for children’.

Get Your Copy Now!

Synopsis:

If you're starting to imagine yourself reading a copy of SCABS in  the near future..........Then Don't............Scabs is not for you.

In fact….WARNING!!! …Scabs is not for anyone.

Not unless you're the type of person who's completely hard-core and bad-to-the-bone.

And yes......We know it was the no1 most downloaded book in its category on its Debut Day of free downloads. But just because everyone else is reading it, doesn't mean that you should too!

It picks at the facts deep below the crust and you're guaranteed to see and hear things that WILL horrify and shock you..........Things that are likely to change your life FOREVER!

So unless you're the type of person who loves nothing more than to dissect and
get stuck in to a serious subject such as SCABS.............

Then we wouldn't recommend that you read it Now............or ever............

Trust Us.............Sometimes the facts can be far more disturbing than a fairytale.

"SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts.

The Bloody Book That Nobody Should Read, But Everybody Is!

                                                                                         
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“This is a short rhyming story for children unlike anything on the market,” explains the author, who became a bestseller in his category and handles all aspects of the book’s design and publishing. “The core goal is to entertain and shock young readers while teaching them why to never pick their scabs. It’s certainly a lesson that they won’t be forgetting any time soon.”

Continuing, “They’ll be transported through the entire process of coagulation, from slash to scar and all of the nasty, grim details in between. If you thought learning about the body was boring, then think again. But, while being totally off the wall, my book does conform to the rhyming structure that is proven to engage children. If they’ve got a strong stomach and are inherently curious, I don’t think there’s a better book on the market.”

Readers agree, leaving many positive reviews. Sam Marshall-Hill comments, “I thoroughly enjoyed the musical prose describing one of the more visceral aspects of our bodies! You'll find yourself drawn in by the easy rhythm of the poetry and the (often gross) imagery it creates. This is definitely worth a read- so download and dive in!”

Steve adds, “Very easy read, but also cleverly written in poetry style. I think the grossness in parts will appeal to younger readers, but the style of writing will appeal to older readers to..so all round a very well written and compiled factual book for all ages. Well done.”

‘SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts - The Bloodiest Book of the Century - An Educational and Fun rhyming story for children’ is available now: http://amzn.to/1B2TdI8.

P.S. And Be Quick And Grab YOUR Copy Of 'SCABS' NOW Because They're Likely To Ban It FOREVER!
http://amzn.to/1B2TdI8

Still unsure? Why not take a sneaky peek at chapter 1 and find out now why so many people all over the world are enjoying 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts'      Chapter 1


Or simply head to Amazon and get Your copy Now!



About the Author:


The author was born in London in 1988, but grew up and still lives in Milton Keynes.

After losing his mother and brother within a year of each other, Butler grew up with his father, step mother and step sister.

He started writing poetry just before his twenty-first birthday, and the rest is history.