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Friday, 17 April 2015

ZITS - The How's, Why's and What's of Spots.


You're  Bound  To  Get  'Em!!


It's  a  fact  of  life  I'm  afraid.

And  unless  you're  one  of  the  freakishly  few  people  who  can  honestly  say  they've  never  had  to  suffer  the  fate  of  waking  up  to  a  zit  on  their  first  day  of  school,  then  YOU  my  friend,  will  probably  get  'em  too.
It's  as  'Pimple,'  I  mean...... simple  as  that!

So  Why  Do  We  Get  Spots?  

And  Where  Do  They  Come  From?



Now  That's  A  Question!!

How  is  it  that  Mother  Earth,  after  her  BILLIONS  of  years  of  complex  evolution,  after  producing  a  life  form  SO  advanced  that  it  has  the  capability  of  flying  to  the  moon  and  back,  can  still  allow  us  to  suffer  from  the  embarrassment  of  what  can  only  be  described  as  greasy,  pussy,  pimples!

It  Seems  Rather  Cruel  Doesn't  It?


But  like  I  said  before,  it's  an  unavoidable,  and  very  much  necessary  part  of  growing  up,  just  like  puberty.

And  around  the  same  time  as  puberty  hits,  which  in  most  cases  will  be  between  the  ages  of  11  to  15,  zits  will  inevitably  start  to  make  an  appearance  in  your  life  as  well.


So  If  It's  Just  Nature,  

Then  It  Must  Be  A  Good  Thing,  

Right?



Well,  not  necessarily........

I  mean,  earth  quakes  and  volcanoes  are  both  natural,  but  ask  anyone  who's  ever  had  a  close  encounter  with  one  of  these  devastating  events,  and  I  bet  they  wouldn't  tell  you  that  they  hung  around  having  a  party.




Because......

Zits,  pimples,  spots,  or  whatever  you  want  to  call  them,  are  what's  known  as  a  necessary  evil.  A  part  of  life  that  nobody  likes,  but  everyone  has  to  deal  with.

So  How  Are  They  Made?  

Where  DO  Zits  Come  From?


The  answer  to  this  is  quite  simple!  

It's  because  Mother  Nature's  a  bitter  old  witch  that  wants  us  to  know  exactly  what  it  feels  like  to  have  a  blistering  hot,  vulcanous  mound,  violently  erupt  from  the  face  of  the  Earth.  (only  joking) 


But  like  a  volcano,  zits  are  the  body's  way  of  ejecting  unwanted  material  through  the  skin,  except,  in  the  case  of  a  zit,  the  unwanted  material  is  bacteria  and  dead  skin  cells,  rather  than  hot,  fiery  lava.

So  Here  Comes  The  Science-ey  Bit.


Under  The  Microscope..........

You'll  see  that  your  skin  isn't  as  smoothe  as  it  first  appears!  Oh no,  when  you  look  REALLY  closely  you'll  see  that  it's  covered  in  tiny,  microscopic  holes  that  are  known  as  pores.



Pores  are  there  for  a  number  of  different  reasons.  The  main  one  is  to  provide  an  outlet  for  the  body's  natural  oils  to  make  their  way  to  the  surface  of  the  skin,  making  sure  it  stays  hydrated  and  moisturised.

Now,  it's  around  the  same  time  that  you  start  puberty  that  you'll  begin  to  notice  your  skin  producing  more  of  this  oily  substance,  especially  on  your  face.



But  DON'T  Worry!


It's  all  natural  remember!

And  it's  due  to  the  fact  that  your  body  is  going  through  some  pretty  amazing  changes  as  you  go  from  being  a  youngster  to  an  adult.

But!

I'm  afraid  that  it's  this  extra  oil  that  clogs  up  the  pores,  along  with  old,  dead  skin  cells,  and  dirt  and  bacteria,  to  produce  what  we  know  as  a  zit.


The  Pores  Get  Clogged  And  Begin  To  Swell.....


And  it's  this  swelling  which  causes  the  infected  area  of  skin  to  become  raised  and  inflamed,  which  is  pretty  much  the  beginning  for  the  life  of  a  zit.





As  your  body  begins  to  fight  the  small  infection  and  prepares  to  remove  this  unwanted  waste  from  the  skin,  it  produces  what  we  know  as  pus,  which  is  that  thick,  yellowish  substance  that  you'll  find  coming  out  of  Scabs  after  about  a  week  or  two,  especially  if  you  love  to  pick  'em!  (Which  you  should  NEVER  do  by  the  way- and  you  can  find  out  exactly  why  right  here!)




But  Today  We're  Talking  Zits.....


So  I'll  move  on.


The  commotion  that's  caused  from  the  body's  fight  with  the  bacteria  under  the  surface  if  the  skin  is  what  produces  pus.

The  pus  that's  produced  inside  of  the  pimple  needs  to  find  its  way  to  the  surface  where  it  can  be  ejected  from  the  body,  so  as  it  travels  to  the  top  of  the  zit,  it  pokes  its  little  white-ish,  yellow-ish  head  out,  and  there  you  have  it,  a  fully  formed  spot,  all  juicy  and  big  and  ready  to  be  squeezed.





But  Just  Like  'Scabs',  Zits  Should  NEVER  Be  Tampered  With!


Because  if  you  pop  your  zits  then  you  run  the  risk  of  putting  even  more  bacteria  from  your  hands,  back  into  the  freshly  opened  pimple  head,  which  could  make  things  a  whole  lot  worse!  Just  take  a  look!




So  if  you  wake  up  one  morning  and  find  you've  grown  a  big,  volcano-like  zit  right  in  the  middle  of  your  forehead,   whatever  you  do,  DON'T  pop  it!  DON'T  pick  it!  Just  leave  the  thing  alone  and  let  your  body,  which  has  been  evolving  for  BILLIONS  of  years,  do  the  good  work  that  it  has  always  done  so  well!

Because  as  you  can  see,  the  conciquences  could  be  dire!


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Wednesday, 25 March 2015

'SCABS' Facts- Your Definitive Guide To All Things SCABBY!



You're  playing  outside  one  afternoon  with  your  friends.
Maybe  you're  at  the  local  park.
Or  maybe  you're  running  through  a  thick  wooded  area.
Either  way,  you're  running  free  without  a  care  in  the  world.



 Then  Suddenly!  



As  you're  running,  you  feel  your  foot  hit  something  hard,
very  hard  in  fact,  a  rock,  embedded  in  the  ground  perhaps,  and  you  begin  to  soar  through  the  air,  as  the  sickening  realisation  of  the  fact  that  you're  about  to  collide  with  the  floor  makes  you  close  your  eyes,  and  naturally  extend  all  limbs  outward  in  the  direction  that  you're  falling,  in  an  attempt  to  protect  your  brain  and  vital  organs  from  taking  too  much  of  the  impact.



To  Cut  A  Long  Story  Short, 


 you've  just  tripped  over  and  fallen  down.  Your  hands,  elbows,  hips,  knees  and  shins  are  likely  to  be  the  first  parts  of  your  body  to  hit  the  ground.
You  feel  a  sharp  sting  and  as  you  start  to  examine  yourself,  you  notice  that  blood  has  started  pouring  from  one  of  the  damaged  body  parts.
An illustration of a slashed knee from the children's book 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' written and illustrated by Dan. D. Butler. A book for raz kids available in paperback and in the kindle store from Amazon.


So  What  On  Earth  Happens  Now?




Well,  if  the  body  doesn't  plug  the  newly  formed  hole  iteslf,  and  You  were  to  do  nothing  about  it  either.......then.......well.........let's  just  say  that  it  wouldn't  be  good  news  for  you  my  friend!
An image of human blood pouring down the drain for children's science project.



Fact  Is! 
 Scabs  Stop  You  Bleeding  When  Your  Body  Takes  Damage!
That's  One  Reason  Not  To  Pick  'em.




But.....
They  also  do  a  lot  more  than  that  as  well,  like  protecting  your  open  wound  from  exposure  to  harmful  bacteria,  which,  if  entered  the  gash  in  your  arm  or  leg  and  found  its  way  into  the  blood  stream,  could  cause  all  sorts  of  grimm  and  dire  consequences.
The  illustration  below  should  give  you  a  rough  idea  of  what  you  could  expect  to  happen. (YUK!!)

A gangrenous foot from the Amazon kids book 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' written and illustrated by Dan. D. Butler.



So  The  Next  Time  You  Find  That  You've  Got  A  Little  Bloody  Elbow,  



or,  
a  seriously  scabby  shin,  just  leave  it  alone,  let  it  do  its  job,  and  for  heavens  sake,  DON'T PICK  YOUR  SCABS!  Because  as  you've  just  seen,  the  consequences  can  be ugly.





And  if  you  feel  like  your  thirst  for  scab  facts  hasn't  been  quenched  here  today,  then  you'll  want  to  see  THIS!



THIS  is  the  book  for  YOU!
And  you  better  act  now  and  grab  your  copy  quick  because  they're  likely  to  ban  it  FOREVER!



That's  Right,  
Somebody  Actually  Wants  To  Ban  This  Book!  



And  why?  Because  this  is  a  book  that  cuts  right  to  the  heart  of  the  subject,  it  doesn't  mess  around,  and  sometimes,  some  people  just  can't  handle  the  cold  hard  facts  of  life!  And  if  you're  reading  this  then  I  know  you're  not  one  of  'em,  so  you  need  to  Act  Now  on  this  Limited  Time  Offer  or  you'll  miss  it!  Because  once  the  (more  traditional)  critics  get  a  hold  of  it,  they're  likely  to  send  it  for  slaughter!

'SCABS:  Picking  Apart  The  Facts'  The  Bloodiest  Book  Of  The  Century!

HURRY or  you'll  miss  it!

Take  a  look  at  the  amazing  5  star  reviews  its  been  getting!
(this  is  before  anyone  tried  to  ban  it)

Or  just  download  your  copy  now!

Friday, 20 March 2015

Horrific Images being Sold to Children!

And  the  fact  is...........

Nobody  Cares!!

Because  let's  be  honest......

The  average  kid  of  2015  has  become  immune  to  the  cutesy-wootsy  characters  of  a  traditional  story  book,  and  rightly  so!

And  Why?



Because  of  the  exposure  to  horrific  scenes  and  graphic  images  in  things  like  video  games  and  horror  movies.
Original children's illustration from the kids book 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts'
written by Dan. D. Butler


But  That  Doesn't  Make  It  Wrong!


It  just  means  that  peoples  attitudes  and interests are  changing.

And  so  much  so  that  younger  and  younger  audiences  are  seeking  out  ever  more  extreme  ways  of  being  shocked  and  disgusted,  and  all  in  the  name  of  entertainment.

So  With  All  That  In  Mind......


Imagine  what  a  book  that  incorporates  all  the  enjoyment  needs  of  a  modern  child  might  look  like.

With  its  ability  to  immerse  the  usually  unenthusiastic  reader  in  a  story  so  disturbingly  deep  and  factually  frightening,  that  the  mental  images  it  creates  will  stay  with  them  forever.

And  illustrations  so  Bloody,  Disturbing  and  Totally  En-GROSS-ing  that  they  wouldn't  look  out  of  place  in  a  saw  movie  or  zombie  game.


And....


Imagine  the  reaction  that  you're  bound  to  get  when  you  present  them  with  something  that's  Just  as  bloody  as  their  favourite  video  game.
Just  as  horrific  as  their  favourite  horror  movie.
And  More  engrossing  than  the  two  put  together! 


Well  My  Friends!  
That  Vision  Is  Now  A  Reality!


And  the  time  for  You  to  discover  THAT  book  has  finally  come!

So  here!

Available  for You  to  download  Right  Now!



A  book  that  literally  builds  the  bridge  between  high tech,   modern  entertainment,  education,  and  poetic  literature.


A  book  that  breaks  so  many  boundaries  that  it  may  well  be  the  most  unique (and  frankly  gruesome)  release  of  2015.


A  book  that  engulfs  the  minds  of  even  the  most  distractable,  technology  loving  youngsters  and  turns  them  into  focused,  reading  machines.  
Where  they  would've  previouly  been  completely  disinterested.



And  may  I  dare  say,  that  this  is  a  book  that  even  bridges  the  gap  between  poetry  and  rap.


That's  Right!

Once  You've  Read  'SCABS'  You'll  Understand  Folks!


This  is  a  book  that  may  literally  be  the  missing  link  between  a  seemingly  dying  art  form,  and  one  of  the  worlds  most  popular  genres  of  music,  Hip  Hop.

You  really  must  see  it  to  believe  it.


And  Trust  Me!


Even  if  your  child  hates  reading,  they're  Guaranteed  to  Love  'SCABS.'

This  is  a  multi-dimesional,  attention  targeting  book,  that  after  extensive  study  into  the  psyche  of  the  modern  child,  has  been  creatively  designed  to  maximise  their  sensory  enjoyment,  whilst  still  being  educational.


It  All  Sounds  Too  Good  To  Be  True,
Right?

But  it's not.


It's  here!

For  You  to  Download  Right  Now!


And  it's  quite  possibly  the  only  one  of  its  kind  on  the  market.


Don't  Believe  Me?

Well  I  wouldn't  just  expect  you  to  take  my  word  for  it.
Why  not  take  a  look  at  what  everyone  else  thinks  of  'SCABS?'  LOOK  HERE!


Or  simply  head  to  the  Grimm  Gallery  of  'SCABS'  Artwork-  Go  To  Gallery.


Or  even  take  a  look  at  the  first  2  chapters  of  this  remarkable  story  for  FREE-







So  be  quick  and  grab  Your  copy  Now  before  somebody  finds  reason  to  ban  it!


Because  they  usually  do  when  something  as  cutting  edge,  controversial,  and  damn  right  crazy  as  'SCABS' hits  the  market.


So  get it  now  before  they  do!






'SCABS:  Picking  Apart  The  Facts'



Sunday, 15 March 2015

The Best Children's Book Of 2015 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts' The Bloodiest Book Of The Century!

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SCABS: Disgusting, Fun and ‘Bloody Amazing’ Educational New Book Urges Children to NEVER Pick their Scabs!

In what could be the most unique (and frankly gruesome) release of 2015, Dan Butler takes children’s books to a whole new realm with ‘SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts - The Bloodiest Book of the Century - An Educational and Fun rhyming story for children’. With the author promising that he will shock kids, evoke horror and immerse them in images they will never be able to forget, his book also has a quirky educational element. Thought picking a scab was innocent good fun? Think again!


While most children’s books are filled with bright colours, furry characters and innocent frolicking, Dan Butler’s unconventional approach swaps out the norms for horrifying bloody illustrations and descriptions so gruesome they will stick with kids for a lifetime. The chosen subject of his debut children’s book is scabs, and he somehow manages to pull it all off perfectly.

There’s nothing conventional about ‘SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts - The Bloodiest Book of the Century - An Educational and Fun rhyming story for children’.

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Synopsis:

If you're starting to imagine yourself reading a copy of SCABS in  the near future..........Then Don't............Scabs is not for you.

In fact….WARNING!!! …Scabs is not for anyone.

Not unless you're the type of person who's completely hard-core and bad-to-the-bone.

And yes......We know it was the no1 most downloaded book in its category on its Debut Day of free downloads. But just because everyone else is reading it, doesn't mean that you should too!

It picks at the facts deep below the crust and you're guaranteed to see and hear things that WILL horrify and shock you..........Things that are likely to change your life FOREVER!

So unless you're the type of person who loves nothing more than to dissect and
get stuck in to a serious subject such as SCABS.............

Then we wouldn't recommend that you read it Now............or ever............

Trust Us.............Sometimes the facts can be far more disturbing than a fairytale.

"SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts.

The Bloody Book That Nobody Should Read, But Everybody Is!

                                                                                         
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“This is a short rhyming story for children unlike anything on the market,” explains the author, who became a bestseller in his category and handles all aspects of the book’s design and publishing. “The core goal is to entertain and shock young readers while teaching them why to never pick their scabs. It’s certainly a lesson that they won’t be forgetting any time soon.”

Continuing, “They’ll be transported through the entire process of coagulation, from slash to scar and all of the nasty, grim details in between. If you thought learning about the body was boring, then think again. But, while being totally off the wall, my book does conform to the rhyming structure that is proven to engage children. If they’ve got a strong stomach and are inherently curious, I don’t think there’s a better book on the market.”

Readers agree, leaving many positive reviews. Sam Marshall-Hill comments, “I thoroughly enjoyed the musical prose describing one of the more visceral aspects of our bodies! You'll find yourself drawn in by the easy rhythm of the poetry and the (often gross) imagery it creates. This is definitely worth a read- so download and dive in!”

Steve adds, “Very easy read, but also cleverly written in poetry style. I think the grossness in parts will appeal to younger readers, but the style of writing will appeal to older readers to..so all round a very well written and compiled factual book for all ages. Well done.”

‘SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts - The Bloodiest Book of the Century - An Educational and Fun rhyming story for children’ is available now: http://amzn.to/1B2TdI8.

P.S. And Be Quick And Grab YOUR Copy Of 'SCABS' NOW Because They're Likely To Ban It FOREVER!
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Still unsure? Why not take a sneaky peek at chapter 1 and find out now why so many people all over the world are enjoying 'SCABS: Picking Apart The Facts'      Chapter 1


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About the Author:


The author was born in London in 1988, but grew up and still lives in Milton Keynes.

After losing his mother and brother within a year of each other, Butler grew up with his father, step mother and step sister.

He started writing poetry just before his twenty-first birthday, and the rest is history.